Hello! I am RosexKnight. I draw and write and play video games and even do some DMing for D&D on occasion. I have too many characters and might have a crippling adoptable addiction. I also have too many projects that are half-finished or half-started but hey don't we all? Mobile header by BlueBrush09arts.
She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*
Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don’t mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this ’#wonder sparkle princess’ like that’s a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that
We’ve got your basic crab, a Halloween crab, and two spycrabs!!! Use at your leisure! (I might remove the text and make these guys into stickers at some point idk)
I think we should start responding to bad-faith Barbie critiques with the same energy as manchildren when we try and offer critique on anything they like:
“Oh my god I guess parody is dead. No one can take a joke anymore.” “It’s just a movie. Stop reading so much into it. It’s not that deep.” “Well it’s not really surprising that you didn’t get it. You have to have a pretty high IQ to understand.” “Why are you getting so emotional? It’s just a joke. Why are you so sensitive?”
Artfight revenge for @jade-mod ~! I knew I had to draw Agarona this year, and I am so proud of how this came out. She is so ready to fight, and her familiar, Gnyarly, is on the same page as her. They are completely in sync and nothing nefarious is happening, nope!
What do you mean breathing underwater isn’t something everyone can do?
Artfight 2023 revenge on Aleths. He had a kobold character so naturally I had to draw her. I adore kobolds, and this one, Selen, is so adorable! I based the picture on a setting that their D&D group had already fought in before, in a spooky forest. However, I have been told that this is very much not how this fight went for Selen.
Hope you enjoy~! Want art like this monthly? Why not join?
